Congestion Pricing = LOL?

I found this over at StreetsBlog.org, it has a contest going for who can make up the best punchline for or against congestion pricing.

One poster wrote:

"Don't Support More Money for Mass Transit! Gas prices are going to drop any day now."

I would write something like:

"When it takes you 5 hours to drive in to work and 10 minutes to drive to the Train Station, you will be taking mass transit anyway."

or

"Congestion Pricing: Funding a noisy bus route down a street near you!"

or

"Congestion Pricing: Puting a price cap on that MetroCard"